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I'm not going to h/t all the thousands of people who linked to this. It is brilliant. BUT. It's worth pointing out that, although the only party-political sentiment here attributed to the Mail is anti-Labour pro-Cameron (which would be true of the Mail, of course) - the authoritarianism the song points the finger at is probably more true of New Labour's record than of anything the Cameroons have come up with.
This has been a party political broadcast on behalf of the "stop telling us what to do and rescind the Cider Tax party".