Vatican Makes a Loss

Blimey, even the Vatican's been hit by the credit crunch... Looks like I'd better sell my shares quick.

Gorringe

My copy of Gorringe should be with its new owner by now.

Should see it up for sale on Amazon Marketplace any time now...

St Thomas

Patron saint of architects? How does that work? What did he ever design?

My favourite saint is St Chad - patron saint of looking over walls and musing on what is missing...

101 Uses for a Gorringe

As well as being a convenient rhyme for the word "Orange", I've discovered the other thing that you can do with "Further Inhumanity" is to sell it on Amazon. Good news or what? So at least he's worth a tenner second-hand.

Vicar's ankle

Turns out it didn't just appear to be broken...